Dwayne (or the Decline and Fall of Skip Johnson)

from Safety First by Llama Tsunami

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lyrics

TRENT
“Screw you!” he said, ignoring my pleas for assistance
Why don't you just pack your bags and go away?
I sell shoes for farmers to wear while walking through cow fields
What can you do when you’re working for that minimum wage?

I’ve got some cigarettes in my car, I'm gonna go fill my lungs with tar
After workin', I'll get drunk, 'cause I got a thirty-rack in my trunk

Fuck those assholes, Blake Daily and Tommy Reiner
(Reiner, Blake Daily and Tommy Reiner)
Shove your pick-ax in their pool liner
(liner, Blake Daily and Tommy Reiner)

It's nothing new; my life's a disaster; within my crew they even think I'm a bastard
But those phonies think that they're so cool; just wait 'til they see what we did to their pool

Fuck those assholes, Blake Daily and Tommy Reiner
(Reiner, Reiner, Blake Daily and Tommy Reiner)
Shove your pick-ax in their pool liner,
(Liner, Blake Daily and Tommy Reiner)

DWAYNE
Hey, all of you stuck-up rich kids seem to be clones
I pull through, but it’s a struggle every day
You’ve gotta choose, you fight or fly; you act or postpone
I’ve got news; Dwayne is back and here to stay

I've got Lorenzo on my side; he's coming with a box of twenty-five,
Two dozen glazed just for me; the other one is his jelly

Fuck those assholes, Blake Daily and Tommy Reiner
(Reiner, Blake Daily and Tommy Reiner)
Shove your pick-ax in their pool liner
(liner, Blake Daily and Tommy Reiner)

I think I know who I am today, and who are they to talk about my friends that way?
But those scumbags think they're so good; just wait 'til they see us back in their neighborhood

Fuck those assholes, Blake Daily and Tommy Reiner
(Reiner, Blake Daily and Tommy Reiner)
Shove your pick-ax in their pool liner
(Liner, Blake Daily and Tommy Reiner)

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from Safety First, released June 21, 2014

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